the FUL broken leg

Yes I know.
Most people want to avoid this.
But,
My adoptive mom being what she was it was clear to us all that breaking a bone in anything other than the hand or foot was forbidden. Because hand or foot they cant really do anything about, or so she had us believe  so she could just tell us to tough it out and do what she said. I now know that's bs, they can fix it, she just didn't give a shit about us so we had to play careful. No football,volleyball, soccer or basketball or track. That was my bad. I took them both and almost broke my arm in basketball (which she promptly made me quit) and blew out my shoulder in track throwing. Totally not all my fault though i knew I had hurt it on the first throw and the coach made take the second and I tore the hell out of it. And no more track ever again for me. Which sucked because I LOVE throwing stuff.
Back to the broken leg...

Not the femur. Take to long to fix and I am needing a surgery that would fuck up so like the lower leg would work. In fact that's the one I want and maybe we could roll it into a car accident and get a 2fer (will be in another post so keep watching).